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It’s human nature to desire unrestricted access to mozzarella sticks

Randy your sticks

okay shut the fuck up

hey randy if you go to fridays you can get unlimited mozzarella sticks for $10

TGI Fridays can go to fucking hell for all I care

randy these people are trying to help you why are you pushing everyone away

Toxic masculinity and a deep rooted inferiority complex have led me to become a standoffish and aloof caricature of myself and I live in this hell every damn day

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