slimetony

It’s human nature to desire unrestricted access to mozzarella sticks

voidsenpai-desu

Randy your sticks

slimetony

okay shut the fuck up

charmancler

hey randy if you go to fridays you can get unlimited mozzarella sticks for $10

slimetony

TGI Fridays can go to fucking hell for all I care

modestbee

randy these people are trying to help you why are you pushing everyone away

slimetony

Toxic masculinity and a deep rooted inferiority complex have led me to become a standoffish and aloof caricature of myself and I live in this hell every damn day