this is the last year you can legally talk about homestuck once it’s 2017 you get arrested if you say any homestuck words enjoy it while you can
midnight new years eve. the ball drops. “sylladex,” i whisper. suddenly police sirens fill the night. my family looks at me in horror. but it’s too late. i’m ushered into a squad car. my cat leaves me
it’s half way throguh homestuck. I see a small frog. “this is so incredibly illegal” I say to myself. sirens start coming, not for the frog but for me.