historicthrenody:

if dirk liked caps so much, but wanted to wear his hair properly…..why didn’t he just get a visor??? you can get the loser feel of a cap, and all of the aesthetic of being a piece of shit. problem SOLVING motherfucker do you SPEAK IT

He didn’t wanna ruin his visors with his fetish of being decapitated

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    * oh SURE, tumblr uses WHO FREAKING KNOWS SINCE YOU’RE DEACTIVATED, he can just WALK ON WATER LIKE SOME SORTA POST...
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