You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part
Me: *plucks out another hair*
Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you’re not getting into the spirit of-
Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously*
Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn’t it be a toe or a finger or something?
Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people ‘mean’ and not exactly how they’ve phrased things?
Sadistic Genie: …
Me: …
Sadistic Genie: …sometimes I-
Me: Just resurrect them already.
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