Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
lifeofcynch liked this xxxalicethegamerxxx liked this
atsa-canned-turnip reblogged this from wavingmyfreakflag enyaga reblogged this from neet-hime
goldensmilingbird liked this
ariesque reblogged this from jerkbend and added:
This takes on a whole new meaning when you’re breastfeeding
hlojamyrakami liked this
tvrkish liked this 
siqqchick5 liked this emmacrb liked this
soeurmoon liked this 
theangelpie19 liked this 
mylittlewritingplace liked this 
fairytale-endinganyone liked this 
cutetinyartist liked this freyad-knot reblogged this from caffeinestainedpages
rowenaboat liked this
shaylogic reblogged this from caffeinestainedpages - shaylogic liked this
caffeinestainedpages reblogged this from alliex0405 m-wolf-39 liked this
invisiblegirlwithafightingspirit reblogged this from alliex0405
tyanann liked this
baspywaif liked this 
brimful-of-asha-onthe-phonograph liked this idcmate liked this
playb0yhunny reblogged this from haleyscornet 
ellabellabeanz reblogged this from stumpandswift 
witchfromthebeach liked this azuremirwae liked this
delicatebluebirdruins reblogged this from sometimesrosy
3goldcoins reblogged this from beamscissors
purpletigerss liked this
daughterofthemoon99 reblogged this from jiyeong
awkwardnonbinarychildofhades reblogged this from sjwhypocrisy
theapartmentcryptid liked this
sittinsideways reblogged this from c-teardrops
satan-is-a-fangirl liked this
saborxmiel liked this 
youautaknow reblogged this from hoiist 
i-am-terrowin reblogged this from swordofspiriali akmodzia reblogged this from hallowmoony
fruity-skeleton liked this
rayrobertsray reblogged this from robertsray
