kabetown
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts
mamasam

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas
kitten-burrito

don’t have a rack attack

danguy96

Source: martianwitchery-deactivated2015