this is the last year you can legally talk about homestuck once it’s 2017 you get arrested if you say any homestuck words enjoy it while you can
midnight new years eve. the ball drops. “sylladex,” i whisper. suddenly police sirens fill the night. my family looks at me in horror. but it’s too late. i’m ushered into a squad car. my cat leaves me
>sees frog
>says “this is so incredibly illegal”
>police come to arrest both the frog and me