unclefather:

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

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    Instead of beating your kid for being naturally curious, howsabout, I don’t know, EDUCATING HIM ABOUT HIS PENIS.
  18. hotchocodog said: @this1goesto11 For what, saying the word “circumcise”? You’re acting like he knowingly yelled a slur at someone or attacked them. Also pretending that people being allowed to get abortions is some kind of violent war on fetuses is laughable, and the people calling for violence against lawmakers are typically on the opposite end of the spectrum, as we saw recently
  19. hotchocodog said: @catherine-is-a-lemon Pretty sure 3-year-olds don’t watch him, people aren’t talking about middle schoolers here
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