schrodingersgat:

trufflekeys:

schrodingersgat:

So last week, for the humble price of $17, I ordered a copy of the original script of The Room from Tommy Wiseau’s website, which was a thing I did not know existed until like… a week ago, and anyway, it came today.

I knew TW wouldn’t let this kind of thing get out the door without some kind of personal touch, but I had no idea just how far he’d go.

For those of you who might be having a tough time reading it, it says: “to: Kraig, May all your dreams come true, love: Tommy Wiseau.”

He even went so far as to date it, BUT WE’RE NOT DONE.

He also included a shirtless headshot as soon as you open the thing up.

And last but not least, a pair of underwear with his name emblazoned on the waistband.

I cannot even begin to process all of this but yeah if you ever want to get the original, even more absurd script of The Room now you know what you’re getting into.

storytime… Mr. Wiseau came to my school one day because there was a screening of The Room (I live in LA) and stayed after for a Q&A. 
My friend told me this story of how she went, saw that there was Tommy brand underwear for sale and decided to get one. Her other friend also decided to get one. They decided to get another one when they saw some sort of signing deal involved. They go over to Wiseau to sign their spicy new underwear and he sees they bought three and he says, “Oh you bought three? I will bless you.” And then he puts a rosary(?) over their head and he blesses them with the religious cross over their heart or some shit. 
and that’s the story of how my friend was blessed by Tommy Wiseau.

I’ve seen a lot of solid additions to this post but this one is not going to be topped.