fabulousjessie

I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…

champagne-zaddy

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

superllama42

I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles.

superllama42

Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels.

jasoncanty01

I was at first going to say “I thought every  one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “  T_T  god I’m old.

poinko

Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime 

I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie

kofangel

CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

sageayanna

So… the reason why Giovanni keeps Jesse around is because his mother ruined Jesse’s life by taking away her mother, and he feels guilty about it? 

It actually kinda makes sense,

camalilium

I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom

silver-tongues-blog

I always love that giovanni was never a heartless mob boss. there are actually a few things he does care about. his persian, his guilt about what happened with jesse and stopping his own creation.