thedoctorofall:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

trans-mom:

schwerergustav:

simplyzelda:

Kalle Demos is the boss of the Forbidden Woods. Normally, you are required to use a combination of the sword and boomerang to defeat it. If you’re fast enough, you can dispose of the boss in one round. But now there’s another quick and easy way to slay the beast.

Fish_waffle65 tried sprinkling some magical forest water on the blighted plant. The result? Instant death. No need to swing your sword!

Fucking WHAT

I love this game

…why does this make so much sense?

well, the trees that you need the water for are corrupted by the dark forest so it would make sense that the water would insta-kill entities that reside in the dark forest.
damn. That sure was one hell of a mystery that nobody thought was a mystery and didn’t need to be solved but damned if it didn’t get solved anyways.