pembrokewkorgi:

worldoffizz:

bone-fiends:

talesofthearts:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

Actually crying here

Here it is for your Alton Brown needs

Oh sweet chocolate Jesus! Cooking eggs isn’t that damned difficult.

While I don’t recommend cracking an egg directly into the frying pan, mostly because it’s messy and you risk getting pieces of egg shell into a hot frying pan, why is it they have so much trouble doing that and do it effortlessly into the dildo maker?

I watched the linked video and all I have to say is… you’re right, Alton Brown! I do want to be Wolverine!  Somebody get me those meat claws pronto!

I’m pretty sure alton brown would use these for cutthroat kitchen.