I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
Oh sweet chocolate Jesus! Cooking eggs isn’t that damned difficult.
While I don’t recommend cracking an egg directly into the frying pan, mostly because it’s messy and you risk getting pieces of egg shell into a hot frying pan, why is it they have so much trouble doing that and do it effortlessly into the dildo maker?
I watched the linked video and all I have to say is… you’re right, Alton Brown! I do want to be Wolverine! Somebody get me those meat claws pronto!
I’m pretty sure alton brown would use these for cutthroat kitchen.
ex-genius said:
@gamma-galaxy you’re right. When I posted that series of gifs 4 years ago lamenting the gastronomic implications I hadn’t considered the accessibility implications. (At the time getting unreasonably upset was also kind of my shtick, live and learn). Anyway, I work for a university on an inclusive/accessible teaching initiative - this is less about “no I’m really an okay person” and more “hey people actually do care about this stuff, and your point is valid and well taken”. Carry on.
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ex-genius said: @gamma-galaxy you’re right. When I posted that series of gifs 4 years ago lamenting the gastronomic implications I hadn’t considered the accessibility implications. (At the time getting unreasonably upset was also kind of my shtick, live and learn). Anyway, I work for a university on an inclusive/accessible teaching initiative - this is less about “no I’m really an okay person” and more “hey people actually do care about this stuff, and your point is valid and well taken”. Carry on.
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