ex-genius

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

ohyeahpartyat221b

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

talesofthearts

Actually crying here

bone-fiends

Here it is for your Alton Brown needs

worldoffizz

Oh sweet chocolate Jesus! Cooking eggs isn’t that damned difficult.

While I don’t recommend cracking an egg directly into the frying pan, mostly because it’s messy and you risk getting pieces of egg shell into a hot frying pan, why is it they have so much trouble doing that and do it effortlessly into the dildo maker?

pembrokewkorgi

I watched the linked video and all I have to say is… you’re right, Alton Brown! I do want to be Wolverine!  Somebody get me those meat claws pronto!

spoopy-tongues-blog

I’m pretty sure alton brown would use these for cutthroat kitchen.

pembrokewkorgi

Actually in the video linked he says one of them WAS used in Cutthroat Kitchen.

silver-tongues-blog

yeah. he also pointed out that the guy who bought it because htey saw it on cuthhroat kitchen and left a bad review didn’t seem to realize it was a sabatage to make cooking harder.
Also, I remember now, this kind of thing was a sabatage when they were making hotdogs I think.