rosexknight

“Do we check out over here?”

I DONT KNOW WHAT DO THE LITERAL FIVE SIGNS WE HAVE OVER THERE SAY??

octovias-markus

Despite literacy rates across the US, the average customer can’t read. It’s proven by a stores neglected Terms and Services, Large Signs, and Small Print/Disclaimers.

I believe a medical study was done by the Center for Disease Control to investigate this odd phenomena. Thier multiple studies show there’s a passive brain pathogen that restricts common sense, the ability to feel shame and the ability to read/comprehend text in roughly 65-80% of anyone not wearing a store uniform or having previously worked in Customer Service. The effects are erradic and sadly there is no cure.

rosexknight

This made this post so much better.