Me: They hate me
Someone: They don’t hate you!!!
Me: So they’re wildly in love with me
Someone: Probably not
Me: What other options are there
Someone: There are emotions between intense love and full on hatred- emotions aren’t black and white
Me:
The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable…