How can I turn fickle into a draconi?

scraps-is-busy:

There are MANY ways to do this. 

1) Eat a golden apple. 99.99999999% Fatality rate.
2) Get another draconequus to turn you into one. 99% chance they’ll just turn you into a fish. 1% chance they turn you into something else. 100% chance you do not become a draconequus.
3) Romance a draconequus. 100% chance you will go insane long before they even realize they’ve been dating for a decade.