Not only is the customer that refuses to call me anything but “hun” in here, but I’ve also gotten

“This 720p off-brand TV isn’t as good as my 1080p LG TV. I’m not satisfied so I’m returning it.”

*after customer has thrown their product in the counter and started reciting their phone number before I’m even logged into the system* “Y'all need to hire someone that knows how to program an interface so it doesn’t take 10 minutes to do anything while checking out.”

Oh joyous day…