i pity the poor traumatized cafeteria workers who just watched me, a mess of a human, make a “salad” of lima beans, chick peas, and tomatoes topped with a layer of french fries and dressed with alfredo sauce and parmesan cheese
I’m not even surprised at this post like
this is definitely something you would just fucking eatme, competing on chopped: i’ve made you a dish that really feels nostalgic to me
the chefs: this is just a cold slice of uncooked bologna folded in half and drenched in ketchup
me: haha yeah :^}
what, no rice?
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