big boss, 1972: I can’t possibly handle the pressure of having 2 kind of-sons. I need to run away and force a new man to take my identity.
venom snake, 1984: I have hundreds of sons. one is a dog. one is named fat platypus. i sent one out to sea on a lifeboat.
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