Silver Tongue

swamp-wizard:

homestuck is going to be the standard by which i measure depictions of gods and deification in every work of media now forever. god had a lesbian garden wedding and everybody there got completely fucked up on cosmic alien superdrugs. god has rewarded his worshipers with a gift of a crudely drawn phallus. god is your friends boss at a fortune 500 company and your friend says the pay is great and the benefits are outstanding. god is a billionare reality star and you can see his ass on tv weeknights at 8/7c

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