i just remembered eridan ampora wears a cape. he’s wearing a goddamn cape. he’s a SEADWELLER. have y’all ever tried to swim with a cape on? it’s like dragging a heavy ass blanket behind you. this asshole tires himself out swimming in his home for fashion. oh my god.
he doesnt swim thats what. fucker lives on a goddamn island and he doesnt swim
#eridan is such bullshit