goodpokemonedits

Alolan Rattata was officially revealed today on the Japanese website. It appears to be a fish now, but I can’t be sure since I don’t speak Japanese. If any of you can understand what it says, please let me know.

computersandknives

1 inch tall and 200 pounds? Is it made of fucking condensed dark matter?

goodpokemonedits

I mean, it’s a rat, so obviously it’s made of cheese.