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Can someone please make a master list of all the crazy things that happened this year (especially those involving the election)? 

- pokemon go led to stabbing and shootings
- celelbrities volunteered another celebrity for a nude scene if we all voted for hillary
- scary clowns in real life and fucking police have had to step in
- westburo baptist church “Sodomite Clefairy” and their own song by Jigglypuff
- Jerseygate, where Kapearknicks (cant spell his name) jersey was used as a doormat
- Halloween discourse revival
- Fuck [insert tragedy here] hashtags by BLM
- Deez Nuts, an actual candidate for a while
-Vermin Supreme, a real candidate, with a boot on his head
- hillary declared a meme to be white supremacy
- North Korea declared war on us but we couldnt hear them over the Arthur memes
- J K Rowling had to personally confirm that Harambe was not a patronus you could get on Pottermore
- the shit side of tumblr had a full meltdown over character Sirius Black being confirmed to be straight
- The Olympics were cursed, so heavily cursed that athletes took videos of themselves doing drugs to get out of going
- “Hillary acid washed her emails” “YOU LIAR! SHE USED BLEACHKIT!…whoops”
- Everything to come out of wikileaks including “taco bowl voters”
- DNC confiscating Bernie signs and forcing people to take Hillary signs
- Faked signs for hillary, crappily done to look homemade
- Liquid Kojima
- HydraCap
- Hurricane Matthew is racism
- Harambe
- like 10 or 11 celebrities dead over the course lof 3 weeks from cancer
- Brexit
- Gal Gadot cant be Wonder Woman because shes a Jew and was in the IDF (said by the far left)
- Ghostbusters 2016 controversy
theres more but my brain has just tried to kill off as much of 2016 as possible

yesss thank you

im going to add to this later on this week 

-Ted Cruz declared the zodiac killer
-Ted Cruz saying he would rather fuck rats than donald trump
-Flint Water Crisis
-Jeb Bush just giving up (please clap)
-Donald Trump baby hands
-Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter
-Brazil chanting “Zika” every time the US woman’s soccer goalie had the ball during the Olympics

-Marco Rubio making jokes about Donald Trump’s hands and implying that he has a small dick during a rally
-Donald Trump defending the size of his penis on national t.v
-Ted Cruz being accused of cheating on his wife with several mistresses
-”Donald you’re a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone”
-Donald Trump saying that Ted Cruz’s father was in on killing JFK
-Basically their long standing feud
-Clowns
-The Pulse Nightclub Shooting
-The Coup in Turkey
-New York and New Jersey bombings 

and more to come 

- Robbie Rotten was diagnosed with cancer.
- Hyperdimension Neptunia creators get accused of plagiarism.
- The Voltron “FICTION IS REALITY” fandom, which is said because VLD is pretty much the only good reboot to come out of this year.
- An anime that’s literally about girls who fight each other using their asses.
- …which in turn made the “SEXY ANIME BAD” discourse 1000000x worse.
- Someone (who may be a troll, in their defense) who was kin with a BOKU NO FUCKING PICO character claiming adults shouldn’t cosplay minors because it’s pedophilia.
- People calling Symmetra painting her skin gray-blue to resemble a vampire “whitewashing.”
- Ted Cruz indirectly stating he might just be the Zodiac Killer.
- “Sans is Ness”
- Followed by “Why I Gave The Pope Undertale”
- The Nutshack suddenly becoming a meme
- Blizzard actually acknowledging their fans and implementing memes into Overwatch, such as “Dad/Grandpa 76,” “Gremlin D.Va,” and “Ana Giving Candy.”
- Idea Factory ALSO acknowledging their fans and mass-producing “TOP NEP” hats.

I know it was really early this year but I’m very surprised no one listed

-Tony the Tiger’s Twitter account is forced to mass block furries due to sexual harassment. Chester Cheetah’s Twitter takes advantage of this to welcome the furries with opened arms.

Remember that post saying that someone could rewrite we didn’t start the fire with 2016 alone? Here’s your chance

-The Vine app getting shut down
-The FBI investigating Hillary Clinton’s emails once again

turns out south Korea was run by a secret society and the president is indoctrinated by one of the 8 cult leaders and has made major political decisions :)

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/29/499864915/swirling-scandal-involving-shamanistic-cult-threatens-s-korean-president

We might have actual crediable evuxence that aliens exist not that far from here

No fucking wonder those aliens stayed away