grfygrf:

prideandperdition:

ellimpala:

sorion:

responsible-reanimation:

lizardywizard:

idiopathicsmile:

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

did you mean Mornington Crescent

If you’ve never seen this video, WATCH IT!

this is the best video I have ever seen in my entire life holy fuck

THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO MAD I WAS EXPECTING SOME GREAT NEW STRATEGY