gwynndolin:

gwynndolin:

every single Edgar Allen Poe poem is hilarious without context

“dude sleeping in my house has a weird eye so I kill him”
“crow visits me and tells me to fuck off, in my own home”
“I visit my old friend and everyone dies”

“This guy pissed me off so I walled him up in my cellar”

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    “I have high blood pressure so i turn myself to the police”
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