me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me drops my crystalline wineglass