A family can be a guy eating a potato. Just a guy eating a potato. A whole potato. Didn’t even peel it. What a maniac. Who is this guy? Who does something like that? What does the family photo album look like, just pictures of this one guy eating a whole goddamn potato? Unbelievable.
that guy is me. i am that guy. you thought you were safe, with your potatoes all nicely peeled and ready for easy consumption. no, i am no coward like you. i am the guy eating a whole potato, skin and all, that your parents warned you about. your cowardice? unbelievable.
You think your barbaric ways give you strength?! I see nothing but a savage who never learned how to hold a peeler. You are no match for me, potato villain!
Eat a potato and wash it down with potato juice