Silver Tongue
boyfriendogs:
“ one-million-cats:
“ red-plains-rider:
“ weedmum:
“ stygianzinogre:
“ crimson–peach:
“ weedmum:
“ When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
”
this happens way more frequently than you...

boyfriendogs:

one-million-cats:

red-plains-rider:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

@fancyphobic

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

@thankgawd @sparcjacobs

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