Okay but instead of shipping the grumpy one with the cinnamon roll, imagine shipping two grumpy ones. Just being salty about fucking everything together all the time. Having the same salty philosophy on life and snickering at other people’s idiocy 24/7.
i mean, okay
I mean are they not a salty old gay couple who go to the theater only to offer scathing criticism and make each other laugh? Like that’s how I’ve always interpreted them.
Waldorf canonically has a wife, named “Astoria”. However, since Astoria is just the Statler puppet in drag, this just raises further questions.