Silver Tongue
I need to start banishing you to foodcourtia whenever you do something bad.

thedenofravenpuff:

nearlyentertainment:

thedenofravenpuff:

The planet of nothing but fastfood restaurants and snacks?

Why are you rewarding me for doing something bad? Oh well, okay, guess I can still do this thing to Burd I was planning if that’s what I’m getting for it *Gets out the shovel*

No! You have to work at Foodcourtia!

Hah, yeah, try and make me.

I already got a cozy job, so what can they do about me refusing to work at Foodcourtia? Fire me?

Yes. Out of the pod Bay into a star