Silver Tongue

jeelibeeli:

swamp-wizard:

dirk, who loves artificial orange flavor but spent his entire life on a tower in the middle of the ocean and therefore has never tasted an actual orange, one day finally gets the opportunity to taste a real one, fresh and ripe from jades garden, and, again, having no experience with real fresh fruits or vegetables, lifts the damn thing to his mouth and just takes a bite, rind and all,

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disgusting

Reblogged 6 years ago from robustquestioner-deactivated202 (Originally from swamp-wizard)
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