your life is predetermined by the garfield strip that came out the day you were born
the accuracy of this is startling
I AM SCREAMING THIS IS 100% CORRECT???
f u c k
…You Are All So YOUNG.
surprise, a comic strip about someone who’s fat and lazy and hates everything somehow randomly gives me a strip that describes me well
brb committing seppuku
WELP
That didn’t work, by the way. Somehow Jon assaulting her and telling her to show up didn’t make her actually show up!
…’course, she did suddenly decide she liked him about 20 years later. Are they even dating anymore? I noticed the comic tends to forget about that from time to time.
Anyway…. You kids with your existing when Garfield did.
For me, the only comic whose online archives go back that far seems to be this one
Zzz…
Fortunately for me, Garfield started a month before I was born. And… this says more about my pets than it does me…
Yeah that sounds about right. I too love making people guess what horrible things I’ve done in regards to my hobby