glumshoe

having handled marine animals I can assure you that there’s nothing sexy about tentacles

9h-de-lapres-midi

Where do baby octopuses come from then
Oh… wait… noooo

glumshoe

in some species, a male octopus will rip off a specialized sperm-carrying tentacle and just… hand it to a female

“here. take this. use it well.”

silver-tongues-blog

I can’t believe octopi make use of custom made dildos