grandmagotrunoverbythediscourse:
grandmagotrunoverbythediscourse:
The best thing about the book version of the grinch is that he’s just some green fuck that the who’s know nothing about. He has absolutely no backstory he’s just up there being an asshole
The backstory is his heart was too small
SOME SAID THAT HIS HEART WAS TWO SIZES TOO SMALL!!!!! ITS A RUMOR YOU FUCK!!! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!!!!!
YOU SAW HIS HEART GROW THREE SIZES THIS IS AN OBSERVED FACT
Everything said about the Grinch is hearsay. The story of the Grinh, perhaps, did not happen the way it’s told in the story. I am going to kick your fucking ass. Below is a real excerpt from the book:
The Grinch hated Christmas — the whole Christmas season.
Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.IT COULD BE. I THINK. There is no solid proof that this is why the Grinch is the way he is. It’s A RUMOR. I am going to kick your fucking ass.
the grinch is a cryptid
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