slothlorien
Euphemisms for cishet

for people who think there are just too many labels

-”He’s the kind of person who always knows what box to fill in on the census.”
-”She’s just… never really thought about her name.”
-”His queer community center is society, if you know what I mean.”
-”She, um… still shops in the same parts of the department store.”
-”He… you know… he’s the type who might dye his hair brown?”
-”How to put this… She can enjoy a Seth McFarlane joke.”