dave headcanon thread tell me ur headcanons
dave cant handle celebrating halloween bc it makes his anxiety skyrocket so every year he gets himself a bag of candy and holes himself up in his home and binge watches netflix and by the end of th night all of his friends have joined him after their own Celebrations

dave is missing one of his teeth on the side of his mouth

dave really likes the idea of tattoos but doesnt like the needles so he makes his own long lasting temporary tattoos and sometimes randomly gives them out to people

hes light af like all his frens can pick him up and he does not appreciate,,he also snort laughs

dave is rly clumsy ok like one time he was walking in the kitchen and slipped outta nowhere and the ground wasnt even wet

dave plays the trombone ironically

dave listens to smooth jazz ironically

dave makes kermit the frog memes in his free time

the first time dave met one of his friends in person and they hugged him he started crying and they panicked so hard but he just loves being touched affectionately and he was already overwhelmed by meeting them in person his emotions just Exploded

GOOD SHIT ANON

dave sometimes breaks into dance when listening to literally any song. got an edgy song meant for thirteen year olds? this strider can rock it.

(also he gets karkat to dance with him sometimes and it’s the best because they keep stepping on each other’s feet but that’s ok they’re having fun)