skarchomp:

1. Stoutland is less efficient than the Itemfinder
2. Encounter rates for some Pokemon are too low
3. Music randomly playing backwards
4. All Pokemon attacks result in realistic bloody gashes
5. Marowak constantly says “I miss her” in perfect English
6. Perish Song affects the player in real life
7. Rumble Pack
8. Fearow’s shiny texture replaced with jpeg of a dog’s skeleton
9. mih ssim, mih ssim, nam daed a si luaP
10. Navi shows up to yell at player constantly
11. Oddjob’s tiny hitbox makes him difficult to shoot
12. Hau’s unexplained third eye
13. Volcanic eruption that encases Alola in ash, blocking out the sun and killing the dinosaurs
14. Faba
15. Wild Abra teleports away