I’m going to start my own fad diet called “the renaissance diet” which is really just an excuse to feel like a king from 15th century italy while I eat olives and fancy fruit and large roasts and drink wine all day every day
day 1: already broke my diet by eating four doritos locos tacos, haven’t heard back from my craigslist ad for people to feed me grapes.
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