how people think girls comment on each others selfies: 

• omg gorgeous <3(:
  
• that’s my best friend right there <3
  
• you look so good babe !
  
• beautiful as always xoxo
  

how girls actually comment on each others selfies: 

• pee on me
  
• spit on my limbs
  
• The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1346–53.
  
• u look like a sausage