harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts]
albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”
neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.
A howler that just screams “fake bitch”
I feel like it’s more like “Albus, you were named after the author’s two favorite characters to write.” And then Harry gets mentally checked because he’s gone through alot of shit and probably needs it.
also harry was unobservant as fuck. He could have totally not known any of the shit that nevil did