classystarman

who’s gonna dm at my wedding?

pkcider

roll for wedding vows

canisthejwalker

It’s a Nat 1…

pkcider

“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring

bemusedlybespectacled

what would a nat 20 do?

fistfightsandstilettos

the wedding is perfect and no one stumbles on their vows at all, everyone cries, there’s no weird family stuff, and everyone who attends or even passes by the venue is inspired to spread love everywhere they go in their life

also the Red Dragon that was about to destroy everything rethinks his life and goes home to spread the wealth of his hoard to the needy, essentially eliminating economic imbalance for a long ass time