theclockworkpony:

yuleagin-nova:

sidewalkwitch:

hotbully:

swamp:

diasporagirl:

i’d take the cash and spit in their drinks

I fucking hate customers like this

Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip.

Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide.

Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth.

I was delivering pizza once, and this lady I was delivering to called five minutes after she placed her order wondering where it was. I told her that it would be forty five minutes from the time she placed the order, the same time we give for every customer unless we’re busy.

She asked if I could skip the customers ahead of her order and come straight to her, which I don’t mind if it’s along the way for the route, but hers wasn’t. I told her I would be there as soon as possible. I delivered the pizza in thirty minutes, fifteen faster than her eta. When I arrived, she asked me to hold up my hand and she placed five dollars in it, then took away three of them because “I didn’t get there fast enough.”

I couldn’t even speak, I was so blown away and angry. I refused to deliver to her period after that day.