scraps-is-busy:

sheriffsunshine:

danielkanhai:

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

There was an issue at a store I tended to visit where somebody kept stealing eggs from the cartoons. Like you’d open a carton, and 3 or so eggs are missing. Happened so increasingly frequently that there had to be a carton inspector passing through daily to make sure there where 12 eggs.

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