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I want to say that as a geologist, I can confirm this is true, but…

As a geologist, I can confidently state our fuckups can be a lot worse.

Geologist screws up:

  • Aquifer gets polluted

  • Oil under ground is now oil in ocean

  • Tsunami warnings issued too late or never issued at all

  • Planes start flying through volcanic ash clouds

  • People too close to volcano get forced into mannequin challenge

  • Rock on table is now two rocks on floor