the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
Pasteurising an egg is between 140℉ and 142℉ because it’s hot enough to kill bacteria but not hot enough to cook the egg, so it can be treated as raw after treating it.
Your average healthy core body temperature is 98.7℉
Taken rectal temperature, a fever is over 101℉
104℉ is life threatening and 122℉ means imminent death.
So if you can hard boil an egg, you’re well past dead.
What if you lit a fart on fire?