Soldier-76 I got you in my-

Reaper Yes, in your sights, we get it after keep saying that over and over again.

Soldier-76 Oh look who’s talking Mr. Die Die Die.

Reaper Hey, at least it’s better than those two’s ‘Let’s drop the beat’ and 'Nerf this’. (Points to Lucio and D.Va)

D.Va What did you just say?!

Lúcio Yeah, what’s wrong with 'Let’s drop the beat’. Sure 'Nerf this’ is stupid but at least mine sounds much better.

D.Va Excuse me?!

Lúcio Oh you and I both know that saying of yours is ridiculous.

D.Va At least I don’t say 'High noon’ like some old western man who can’t let go of the past. (D.Va pointing to McCree)

McCree What did you just say, at least when I face my enemies I speak to them in a language they damn understand.

Genji How dare you.

Hanzo Shame on you.

McCree Oh why don’t you Ryuga ga waga teki go fuck yourself.

Hanzo Why you-

Genji *Chuckles* You have to admit that is somewhat funny.

Hanzo I don’t need this from someone less than a man.

Genji Oh! Oh you’re going there you son of a-

Hanzo We share the same mother.

Genji *Growls in rage*

Mei Come on everyone, there’s no need to fight.

Genji I don’t need to hear that from a person with no fighting skills other than to let a robot freeze everyone in a vicinity.

Mei Don’t you be mean to her. *Holds the sad drone in her hands*

Pharah Everyone, enough! There is no justice in this pointless squabble.

Junkrat Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be raining from above.

Pharah I don’t need to take this back talk from someone who uses a tractor tire as a weapon.

Junkrat Wut didja just say about my bomb, I’ll blow you up!

Zarya You’re all squabbling like little children, letting just a few words get to you, how pathet-

Bastion Random beeping noise.

Zarya What did you just say! Oh it’s on!

Everyone (Shouting their ultimate at the same time)

(Off to the side everyone else who weren’t in the argument was just watching on with a blank expression on their faces as several explosions appeared off screen. Soon the explosions died down to nothing as everyone just stared at the carnage wrought on by the others who were all dead now. Everyone who witnessed this slowly turned to Mercy who was face palming)

Mercy (Lets out tired sigh) A doctor’s work is never done (Stares at the X12 teammate down) Heroes (Sigh) Heroes never die

Submitted by Silentshadow01