Silver Tongue

pinkparallax:

jasper-jewel:

can we just take a moment to consider what Jasper had to go through trying to catch all of those corrupted gems like

  • a corrupted gem runs into a supermarket trying to escape from her. Long story short, several thousand dollars in property damage ensured
  • Jasper trying to construct some sort of trap in order to catch the gems. Lots of trial and error
  • corrupted gems escaping from their cages
  • the first time Jasper sees a corrupted gem and she’s just “what the actual Fuck is that”
  • Jasper trying to tell the difference between an earth animal and a corrupted gem. Accidentally captures a bear
  • consider Jasper wrestling the bear
  • the zoo is filled with free “corrupted gems”
  • Jasper evades the police for stealing zoo animals
  • some of the petting zoo ducks imprint on her
  • Just fucking imagine what she had to go through to catch the one from Kindergarten Kid. Imagine it.
  • Jasper learns there is a big difference between what humans think a kindergarten is, and what gems think a kindergarten is
  • no Jasper do not headbutt the goats
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omg i had to draw this <3

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