How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:
Say “chip cob”
what the fuck is a chip cob?
*chip butty
if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that
Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?
The wrong name for a chip cob
I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is
Fuck chip cob and chip butty, chip barm is where it’s at
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