gayerthanatwodollarbill:

Screw it.

Robbie:

• He was brought up in a very strict, high class family. Like i’m talking mansions.
  
• he wasn’t socialized well bc stuffy adult meetings was p much all the socializing he did
• he also didn’t have to do anything for himself, the servants would. Hence the laziness.
• all his clothes were hand tailored but he liked to go to the tailoring place and help design his own clothes
• he was great at drama, math, and english when he tried.
• He likes fruit only when its chocolate dipped
• fae or pixie. Why he needs a lot of sugar and why his family kept tabs on him at all times and why his hearing is so good.
• can play saxophone and piano really well
• one day he forgot english and accidentally started talking to pixel in icelandic. Pixel ended up knowing icelandic so he went on with his day still speaking it, but stingy got really confused.
• obsessed with eye shadow, but is subtle about it. He wants to see if anyone notices.
• doesn’t swear, worst thing he said was probably damn.
• he can tap dance and ballroom dance pretty well
• we all know he can sing. Sometimes he hums along to the other songs people are singing when he’s at home
• has insomnia and a lil depression. just let him nap
• secretly wants to be admired by the kids (and sporp)
• lets just say Number 9 wasn’t kind to him, and actually used psychical violence. that’s why he’s jumpy and always flinching.

Spart:

• not sure of his own origins, he just kinda happened.
  
• he’s a raw vegan but will indulge with store bought soy milk on special occasions. 
• him being an elf is why he can’t eat processed sugar. Robbie likes to try and push it to see how far he can go
• on board with the honey makes him drunk hc
• he doesn’t actively seek out honey, the kids just trick him into eating it cause they think drunkacus is funny.
• once he got angry and hurt someone, but not too badly. He vowed to never get angry again.
• He’s pretty bad with puzzles and figuring things out
• elf ears duh. he can hear pretty well with them, which can also be a bad thing.
• the worst thing he’s ever said was “dingus” and he felt bad about it for weeks.
• He called Stingy a dingus. Stingy gasped dramatically but didn’t care too much
• he eats things with the skin on and the entire thing. Like a whole pineapple, top and all
• Pixel got really concerned when he saw this happen.
• he also eats flowers. Stephanie picked him a flower and he ate it and she cried.